Thursday, October 30, 2008
@10:42 PM
i overheard a conversation.
between 2 fellers in the bus.
A - so hows ur girl?
B - my girl? we broke up already. i single for very long liao.
A - huh? how long?
B - 1 year already.
A - aiyaa, 1 year only..i longer..1 year and 1 month.
-_- wth!
during silat raya outing.
huda - eh your face familiar seh. your girlfriend from ma'arif eh?
me - huh? ma'arif?
huda - yea, i saw you with my junior together.
me - hah! maybe its some other guy la. not me.
huda - haha, okayy, maybe you guys just look the same. hah.
helmi - aiyaa, sufi got no girlfriend before laa, so no worries.
-_-
btw..
im not gay okay..
i just havent find that special someone yet.
hah.
no rush mann.
study first(HAHA!)
Labels: love
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
@8:26 PM
coincidental.
met aiman and gang.
gebak gedebuk.
i ended up at aiman house.
was talking with his mum.
bout something ah.
not important.
but she said something.
"pompan skarang jahat-jahat..."
in english,
"girls nowadays are evil..."
hahhah!!!
not my say ah.
came out from the mouth of a person with female as her gender.
you should see
the way my mum and grandmum
scolding the female characters in indonesia films.
scary shit mann.
and they would say
"make sure my daughter-in-law is not like that ah"
"better choose a good one"
"if not i choose for you"
imagine my mum choosing a wife for me.
-_- haixx.
btw thanx for the games.
:)
Labels: love
Saturday, October 25, 2008
@12:45 AM
i miss you.
i really do.
if only...
you were here again.
like the old times.
Labels: love
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
@5:41 PM
have you ever had this feeling?
where you felt like something is wrong?
like you had forgotten something?
but you didnt know what is it.
hah.
it was a happy morning.
with 10 o'clock class in mind.
woke up kinda early for that.
made myself breakfast.
toast with tea.
was really contented.
at the bus stop.
i planned my day.
"what time does school end?" i asked.
"hmmm...theres only 1 class." i told myself.
"!@#$%^&*"
"today is wednesday!!! start at 9, end at 11"
great!!!
i quickly flag a cab.
the cab suck mann.
freaking slow la.
following the speed limit.
and never try to beat the lights.
paid 18 bucks for the 20 mins ride.
$18!!! expensive siaa.
i rather add afew $$$ more and buy a new shirt.
even when it stops, the meter keeps running.
increase by 20 cents everytime.
its daylight robbery!
i want a motorbike license.
but my mum.
i dont think she would allow me.
c'mon mann, dont be narrow.
see the bright side of life.
i feel like having it secretly.
hah.
Labels: life
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
@8:17 PM
shagged.
the last few days have been really tiring.
two full days of raya outings.
sat and sun.
fun! but tiring.
hah.
i think ive gain weight.
lots of them.
imagine eating 8 times a day.
and having soft drinks as your source of water.
DIE!!!
PSP.
i feel like having one.
theres a part in me wants to buy.
while the other not.
how? any advice?
i need a body massage.
Labels: life
Friday, October 17, 2008
@10:41 PM
lecture.
teacher - Class FF, now's your turn to answer the question. Any volunteers?
someone - MODULE REPP!!! SUFI!!!
class - SUFI!!! SUFI!!!
teacher - who? SOFY? where is she?
teacher - SOOFFYYY...where aree youuu??
lecture theatre - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
teacher - is it male or female?
one word. OUCH!!!
hahhah.
SOFY. BodyFit. Shape Maintained. Prevents Leakage.
35cm!!! Extra Comfort Night.
this is sufi.
this is sofy.
see the difference?
after prayers went to vivo.
lepaked with taufiq while waiting for the rest.
bought a shirt too.
wahh, cant help it sia.
need to stop already.
hah.
watch max payne.
not that good ah.
below expectation.
in the train back home
almost died of laughter.
my friend laugh till he farts.
HAH! stupid sia..
Labels: life
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
@11:32 PM
only 1 class, 9-11.
silat at 5.30.
staying in sch to study.
pasir ris & yck.
waste time go to and fro.
before going to sch.
mum - you taking bus or mrt to sch?
me - bus la.
mum - theres a huge jam on the road tau.
me - eh? you sure anot? how you know?
mum - just now the radio say.
me - you really sure the radio got say?
mum - i think so.
me - i think so?
mum - i mean yes.
me - is bus 39 route affected?
mum - i dont know.
me - haix, no choice la, take mrt, dont risk it.
mum - eh if like that, wait for me ah, go together.
btw is there a huge jam today, 15oct?
i think my mum is trying to trick me.
she just wants me to send her to the bus stop.
in the train i was convicing myself that ive not been cheated.
suddenly i remembered something.
my laptop.
ive left it at home.
i brought the charger.
but no laptop.
wth. what can charger do w/o laptop?
charge my ass up?
angry with myself already.
so i took out my mp3.
battery flat.
great.
i didnt on the switch when i charge yesterday.
daydream-ed.
with the feeling of being cheated and stupidness.
all the way to sch.
like old mann sia, forget things.
my mum say, eating fish head makes you forgetful.
last time i thought its the total opposite.
if you eat more brains, the smarter you get.
apparently shes right.
but i still dont believe it.
hah.
since didnt bring laptop.
went home after class.
came back sch for silat.
Labels: life
@11:29 PM
8 o'clock class!!!
woke up at 6.
rush to sch.
two classes.
eff comm & stats lect.
eff comm.
first class.
already talk about ica.
need to write a narrative essay.
memorise it.
and tell your story to the class.
time limit 4-5mins.
hah! good luck sufi!
stats lect.
i dont really like the lecturer.
he abit too fast.
no matter what, badri is the best.
with his lame jokes and indian accent.
his fav phrase "slap yourslf!"(with indian accent)
hahah.
after class went to ssdc(singapore safety driving centre)
went to take pdl(provisional driving license)
the wait is freaking long la.
i can sleep wake up, sleep and wake up again.
and still not my turn.
went back to sch to discuss bout an event.
finish everything around 8.
shagged.
Labels: life
@1:27 PM
my first afternoon class ever.
1pm - 5pm.
got 2 classes.
POM(priciples of management) tutorial.
AFA(accounting for assets) lect.
POM.
teacher - who wants to be the module rep?
someone - SUFI!!!
the whole class - yea sufi! sufi sufi!
teacher - so sufi, can you be the module rep?
me - errr...
teacher - great! so your first assignment is to blablabla...
me - errr..
teacher - you understand?
me - errr...
teacher - good.
what good friends i have.
AFA lect.
the lecturer is great.
she has this rare talent.
tell jokes with a straight face.
but the way she teach is really good.
starting from next week.
my mondays starts at 10, no more at 1.
i transfered my AFA tutorials on friday to monday.
joining a different tutorial group for AFA.
i hope the class would be a bunch of nice ppl.
no alien treating.
Labels: life
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
@12:06 AM
go on..
laugh..
laugh all you want..
okay basically this is my groups' econs project.
we also had this super long essay which is a bore to read.
its actually about a decision that we have to make
to set up a business in our home country(indon) or in a new country
we decided to set up an oil pump in dubai.
wah shit!
i kena bullied sia.
force me to be that idiot.
the embarrassment.
unimaginable.
i can never be an actor.
the number of retakes.
hah!
theres plenty more of stupid/funny bloopers.(mostly because of me ah)
but too bad theres a time limit.
i know.
theres some parts look gay.
like when the part when the prince is celebrating with his bodyguards.
and the dancing.
-_- WTH!
haix.
stupid moments.
but fun ah.
but ah.
why library sia?
we took that video in our sch library.
you know how embarassing it is?
with those horrendous moustache.
and that ridiculous outfit.
walking around the library became soo scary.
the way everyone suddenly stop what they are doing and look at me.
you should have seen their eyes.
its like if i were to do anything suspicious(like taking a tissue out from my pocket)
they will make that be my last actions.
overall this project is.
stressful.
embarassing.
and fun.
more of these to come this sem.
hah!
:)
Labels: knowledge
Sunday, October 12, 2008
@1:50 AM
today jalan raya with tms ppl.
tiring sia.
fast forward to last house.
A, B, C was sitting around a table.
they decided to do a conference call.
me and some others was also sitting around there.
listening to them while eating the kuehs.
A - eh kau ktne ah.
B - err, tk tau uhh.
C - kau nk cookie?
B - peanut nie sedap.
C - eh tuang kan aku air siket.
C - siket lagi...
C - siket lagi...
C - siket lagi...
B - eh pass kan chocolate eclaire.
"KKEEEEEEEEPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!"
everybodys heart give one sudden power beat.
all shocked.
it was me.
the jar im holding decided its time is up and just give way.
my face just go..
haixx.
i have a cut on my wrist.
smth like the girls like to do.
but mine was pure accidental.
caused by the broken glasses.
after the mess was cleaned up.
B laugh at me.
he said he knew that the jar is lose.
but never tell me.
idiot.
imagine posing for a group photo.
after much adjusting, the photographer finally starts his coundown.
you jaw is already tired from the 13 second of smiling.
3...2...
"PPPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!"
rotten egg smell come out.
that was what happen during our silat outing.
rabak.
btw sorry eh aiman tk ajak kau.
aku tk tau ah.
Labels: life
Saturday, October 11, 2008
@3:02 AM
since tuesday, ive been coming home late.
and will be coming home late for the next two days.
must make use the last of holidays.
woke up early this morning.
send my grandmum for her appointment.
at cgh.
brought laptop along.
to do some work.
was assigned to organise the MS raya outing on the 18th.
renting a 30 seater bus.
woooo. confirm fun!
after prayers, went to meet taufiq.
watch eagle eye.
power siol.
then we lepaked for awhile.
went to far east.
taufiq kept on saying "best ah kluar on fridays"
go figure why.
i hate impulse buying.
reach home, mum ajak go aunts place.
yea, my fav aunt's house.
there eat-laugh-talk.
one thing i like bout her.
is that she is very open.
maybe its because she married a turkish man?
hah.
went 2 more houses.
after that went to a coffee shop.
lepak with family till 2am.
shagged.
Labels: life
Thursday, October 9, 2008
@8:55 PM
today the grandmum of a friend of mine pass away.
inna lillahi wa inna ilaihi rajiun.
Al-Fatihah for Azhar's grandmum.
may God bless her soul and place her in heaven.
amin.
Labels: people
@8:29 PM
phew..
what a day..
i think im suffering from insomnia.
i cant sleep at night.
no matter how hard i try.
ill just end up tossing around.
haix..
so after another sleepless night.
went to ssdcl(driving centre in amk) at 7.30am.
basic theory trial test at 8.15.
went back to sch.
meet some friends.
do some stuff.
discuss on the upcoming events.
eat. laugh. talk.
back to ssdcl for the real btt at 5.40.
theres this idiot fail after a question.
instead of pressing the next question button
he press the end test button.
immidiate failure.
hah. stupid sia.
theres also another idiot.
after passing the test.
he shouted 'YESSARRR!!!'
punching the air while jumping up and down.
the way he react is as though he had won a trip to heaven.
the test is not as easy as some say la.
i only started studying the day before.
then i was like saying 'shit, shit, shit' all the way.
some questions i even iniminiminimore.
haha.
passed.
:)
Labels: life
@12:08 AM
the time is 2.47a.m
the room is pitch black.
im in bed.
with my brother fast asleep beside me.
i close my eyes waiting sleep to fall upon me.
suddenly, i heard something.
the sound getting louder and louder.
i open my eyes, keeping really still.
figuring what is making the sound
and where its coming from.
the sound.
its near.
very near.
coming from my right side.
it sounds like someones moaning.
'ah! ah!' 'ah! ah!'
something like that ah.
then out of a sudden
theres a quick movement.
but its pitch black
cant confirm what is it.
the moaning sound is still there.
getting softer and softer this time.
until silence crept in again.
im scared.
too scared to even go pee.
i wanted to pee real bad btw.
i think it was my brother making the sound.
or atleast i hope so.
maybe he is having a bad dream.
like being captured and tortured by a ghost.
or maybe he is having a great dream.
moaning like that.
you never know.
that was one scary night mann.
Labels: life
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
@2:22 AM
my name is muhammad sufi bin azman.
eh ain. HAHA!
loser la that camera.
fell at ibnu place because of it.
stupid.
imagine you are standing in a bus.
happily talking with your friends.
suddenly emergency break.
wah shit.
i flew sia.
body slamming this secondary school girl.
damn paiseh la.(face red)
haix.
singapore should upgrade all its lifts.
taking 3 lifts to carry up 10 people is gay.
fir binget.
ahah!
my cheek's muscle is super strong la.
got 6 packs already.
from all that smiling.
n nadiah, flash kau eh.
bole buat org buta tau tk.
gambar mane?
as usual my house will be last.
midnight charge for all of you.
hah!
overall the raya outing is great!
gerek to the max.
next year take car/mpv ah.
i drive.
hehe.
:)
Labels: life
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
@1:56 AM
just gotten next sem's time-table.
theres two 8 o'clock lessons.
wednesday only come school for only 2 hours(waste time).
friday prayers clash with tutorial.
a total of 2 hours break time for the whole week.
hope my friday prayers issue could be solved.
worst come to worst.
change class.
Labels: knowledge
Monday, October 6, 2008
@2:17 AM
HAHAHAHAHAH!
like humpty-dumpty.
not cool sia.
fyi - im the one in the centre.
that was my first time.
yet to go for my second.
and yet to learn to ice skate.
i actually wanted to bring both down.
but manage only one.
haix, nvm.
theres always next time.
hahah.
its really fun la.
ice skating.
for those who havent try.
go try!
:)
Labels: love
Saturday, October 4, 2008
@1:04 AM
HORRIFIC.
it all happened when the milo spilled.
shoutings here and there.
then the scoldings spread to my younger siblings.
from words flying to things flying.
the words are bad enough i tell you.
she is venting her frustations on us.
her workplace is horrible.
the managers.
the policies.
the environment.
the politics.
and even the food.
everything sucks there.
i hate the place.
the devil also plays a big part in this.
paying up the one month worth of absence.
F*** the devil!!!
not literally ah.
its scary.
when shes mad.
theres no escaping from it.
you will be dragged into the scene.
even though you are not at fault.
you will get scolded for nothing.
or for the things you did a month ago.
and it usually last for no less than 2 hours.
this is scary shit.
i hope everthing will be back to normal.
as if nothing had happened.
Labels: life
Thursday, October 2, 2008
@1:02 AM
what a day.
FUH!!!
stayed at home till isyak.
wah. lots of customers.
and im the waiter.
shagged.
a conversation between me and auntie.
auntie: eh, how are you? da lamer tak nampak.
me: me? biase-biase jela.
auntie: then your abang how?
me: huh? abang?
auntie: a'ah la your abang tu.
me: sape? sufi?
auntie: abe siape lagi?
me: i la sufi. ape seh, cakap jer bibik, abe nephew sendiri pon luper?
auntie: eh? nie sufi? ish. mati-mati i ingat u hadi.
me: hah. my muke and hadi's totally diff seh. mama kan amek hadi dari tong sampah.
auntie: hahah, kau da kurus eh?
me: hah, tkdela, siket jerr, kan bulan puasa.
auntie: a'ah la. semakin hansem eh kau nie, tkde girlfriend ke.
me: ish, mane ade.
auntie: jangan tipu eh, kemarin bibik nampak kau ngan pompan jambu nie kat tampines.
me: hahah, merepek ah bibik. kalau sufi nak tunang ke ape, nanti sufi jempot bibik. dont worry.
auntie: make sure tunang kau tu jambu tau, kalau tk, jgn harap bibik datang.
me: hahah.
hah.
my favourite aunt.
merepek as always.
shes going to turkey soon.
living there.
gonna miss her.
haixx.
btw thats her daughter(pic).
love disturbing her.
haha.
:)
Labels: life